Gnomes & Statues

Funny garden gnomes with serious attitude

These aren’t your grandma’s garden gnomes. Our collection is full of grumpy, rude, and downright naughty gnomes — from the one flipping the bird to the biker couple to the “go away” greeter. Each is cast from durable, hand-painted resin that holds up indoors or out, which makes them a perfect gag gift and an even better front-porch surprise.

Meet the crew

• Grumpy & rude gnomes — middle-finger salutes, pick-axe scowls, and “take a hike” un-welcome greeters
• Naughty biker gnomes — Gnoschitt & Gnofun on their motorcycles, solo or as a couple
• Military gnomes — saluting U.S. Marine and Navy tributes
• Hippie gnomes — peace, love, and tie-dye

Every gnome is hand-painted down to the wrinkles, red hats, and tiny details, so the personality really comes through — these are conversation-starters and double-takes, not generic lawn ornaments. Line a few up along a walkway, hide one in the flower bed for guests to find, or set a grumpy greeter by the front door.

Statues beyond the gnomes

The collection also rounds out a yard or patio with whimsical garden statues — metal mushrooms, Alice in Wonderland cement figures like the Mad Hatter and White Rabbit, a pink flamingo, and friendly animal greeters.

Indoors or out

The resin gnomes are weather-resistant and hand-painted for vivid color, so they look right at home on a porch, in a flower bed, or on a shelf inside. For the longest-lasting paint, give fully exposed pieces a spot with a little afternoon shade.

The perfect gag gift

A rude little gnome is the white-elephant, birthday, and just-because gift that always gets a laugh. The biker couples and military gnomes make especially good themed gifts, and the “go away” greeters are a favorite housewarming prank. Most stand about 8 to 12 inches tall — big enough to make a statement, small enough to wrap.